Last week I asked for suggestions for the best football nicknames. I’ve worked my way through all the replies and Scottish Comedy FC now proudly presents the top 10 funniest Scottish football nicknames.
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Manager: Listen up lads! This is the team. In goals we have sexy fingers Goalkeeper – Who boss? Me boss?? Manager – Yes you! Goalkeeper – but my name is Rab. Its not sexy…. Manager – …fingers SHUT IT! You are