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Editor’s Note: Though this site is normally reserved for comedians, Michael Park is the exception that proves the rule. He founded the football site Scheidt’s Footballing Miscellany and its accompanying Scheidtcast podcast. That site paved the way for the Scottish Comedy FC site you now see. So as the Godfather (or midwife?) of this site, he’s been given a pass. Has he been involved in the comedy circuit? Yes, he’s reviewed it. Again, we’ll let that pass…
(Full Story: The Liverpool Echo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
– Former England Captain David Beckham has been offered a two-year deal to replace Freddie Flintoff as ‘moronic whipping boy’ on Sky 1’s ‘A League of Their Own’.
(Full Story: JamesCordenFans.org)
– Swansea manager Michael Laudrup is lining up a move for someone from Spain.
(Full Story: Palma De Swansea Sun)
– Birmingham goalkeeper Jack Butland is set to sign for any club that supposedly needs a goalkeeper as they look to solve their goalkeeping crisis by signing a well-spoken child.
(Full Story: Jack Butland’s Agent)
– Frank Lampard has been offered the chance to get relegated with Queens Park Rangers while Jamie Redknapp looks set to return from a knee injury for the game against Spurs.
(Full Story: Sky Sports News)
– Andrew Driver has been linked with a move to Accident & Emergency.
(Full Story: NHS 24)
– Aberdeen boss Craig Brown looks set to lose all of his players as a thick fog rolls in from the North Sea.
(Full Story: Press & Churnal)
– Manchester City have recalled defender Dedryck Boyata from loan, prompting speculation that Joleon Lescott might not even get to sit on the bench for the rest of the season.
(Full Story: Various)
– Arsenal will offer Theo Walcott a bumper new contract and the flayed face of Thierry Henry to wear as a mask.
(Full Story: Macabre Today)
– Rivaldo’s still going… somewhere.
(Full Story: A History of the FIFA World Cup)
– Marseille striker Loic Remy would prefer to skirt relegation with Newcastle United than seal it at Queens Park Rangers.
(Full Story: Tyne Times)
– Luka Modric is reportedly unsettled at Real Madrid after someone in a tabloid office thought, “I’ve not heard much of him recently.”
(Full Story: The Tabloids)
– Perth Glory manager Ian Ferguson thinks Michael Owen is “too utterly dreadful” to play in the A-League.
(Full Story: Melbourne Sun Times)
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About the Author
When not corrupting glove puppets, Michael Park spends most of his time not being a comedian. As the former editor of the long-dead ‘Scheidt’s Footballing Miscellany’, Editor Teddy has given him license to spray his snark-ridden soccer surveyances over Scottish Comedy FC because he owes him “a favour” and “some money”.
Michael was once asked on to BBC World Service to talk about Wayne Rooney’s wage demands but after the producer found out how to pronounce ‘Scheidt’ he was never asked back. Since then he has created Sawker, a site all about football fallacies… and pictures.
He supports Kilmarnock Football Club and is largely unapologetic about it.
Follow Sawker on Twitter: @sawkernews
Check out the Sawker Tumblr site: http://sawker.tumblr.com
