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Some supporters have accused Walter smith of making his bid for the Club too late. I can exclusively reveal that he wanted to bid earlier but was struggling over his covering letter. He finally came up with:
Dear
Rangers BoardDuff and PhelpsCharles Green,I ,
Craig WhyteCharles GreenWalter Smith , wish to purchaseGlasgow RangersGlasgow Rangers (In administration)Sevco for the price of£1£2£6 million. Proof of funding comes fromDavid Griermy “mystery” consortiummy pals Douglas “Ibrox” Park s and Jim “McCollieflower” McColl.
DoubtersHMRCNo need to wonder about my history. I am a successfulMonacoYorkshireGlasgow basedbusinessmanFootball man who made mymoneyname bybuilding upbreaking downbeatingcompaniesSheffield UnitedCeltic. I’ve supported the“teddy bears”“mighty Gers”Greatest team in the landsince I wasa young boyinformed of their predicamentmanager.I give my full support to
Walter SmithAlly McCoist and plan to make20 million30 million poundsmyself available to the club. He will get funds to buystar playersRino Gattusoa beard trimmer. I ask all fans toback the teambuyboycott season tickets.I will
notrenametransfer the stadium,notselltransfer the club’s star players andnotselltransferthe training ground tofundmy new club “The greatest team in the land” FC. This club must live within its meansa loan to my companya new name.I urge you to accept my
offercvacheeky bid. I promise not to bring the club into disrepute like the previous ownerDavid MurrayCraig WhyteCharles Green.Yours Sincerely
Craig WhyteCharles GreenWalter “Legend” Smith
MayJune20112012PS – I am currently on vacation.
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About the Author
Iain “Toddinho” Todd mistakenly believes he could have been a professional footballer if only the ‘The Claude Makelele role’ had been invented in the 1980’s. Unfortunately his ability to be neither a defender or a midfielder meant he could often be found on the bench. His greatest achievement was a match winning hat trick which the local paper reported as been scored by his twin brother and his brother wasn’t even playing that day. He recently celebrated 25 years of playing 5 aside footy and has nothing to show for it other than a dodgy hip.
Iain Todd graduated from Charlie Ross’s comedy class and has subsequently shown why Charlie should fail some students. He does open spots as one half of “The Brothers Todd” – the third best comedy twin act in the world! Only three comedy twin acts are in the world so they are also the world’s worst. They make Jedward look talented.
He stalks celebrities at @iainmacivertodd