Scottish Comedy FC and EA Sport is proud to announce the latest and greatest iteration of the classic football simulator FIFA President 15.
This year’s addition is better than ever before and features:
Authentic President Visuals
The Next Generation President is here. Faces have an incredible level of detail, character models look and feel untrustworthy. Yachts, flash cars and luxury hotels have been updated to this year’s models because no grassroots football program in a third world country could exist without a Ferrari and a 5* hotel.
Emotional Intelligence
For the first time ever, presidents will show emotion based on context. With over 600 new emotional reactions, they will now respond to pivotal moments with reactions such as “who me? I don’t know anything about the bungs”, the “that will be a confederation matter and nothing to do with FIFA” and the always useful – withering glance when asked an uncomfortable question.
Dynamic Bidding Presentation
World Cup bidding Day is dynamic and immersive. Bidding teams will feature realistic names and accurate bidding documents except the Russian and Qatar Teams who will have their stats artificially increased to make them look better
Financial Management
Customize up to six different Accounting Sheets per federation. Alter your safe house, your financial impropriety and your offshore account based on your next judicial opponent. Assign Instructions to fit your level of corruption.
Available in all good computer stores and lots of dodgy one too.