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Today we can announce the winner of our Twitter caption competition in association with Retro World Football Shirts. Their shirt collection makes them well worth a visit for any aficianado of the beautiful game! Visit their website retroworldfootballshirts.co.uk, follow them on Twitter @Retro_World_FS and like them on Facebook
The competition closed at midnight last night. We asked you to supply your captions for Nicklas Bendtner’s pants performance below:
Here were the entries: (We didn’t count the ones from our own writers, but we’ve left them in for your delectation!)
@AllanJPark “Be the best shooter with Paddy Power”
@pwsteven “Hoi! Beckham! Guess how much these boxers cost?”
@tricky308 “Can’t believe they’re paying me £80,000 for this. Easy money and no downside.”
@tonicswatcher “there’s a Paddy on my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it, show it, I’m advertising and I know it”
@iainmacivertodd “‘Red and green should never be seen except on the dress of an Irish queen’ or a danish viking #fashionadvice”
@only1sambo “Knickerless Bendtner in sponsored pants plea”
@only1sambo “Paddy Power – home of the money sack special”
@sanzone05 “Odds on you won’t be seeing these again”
@Kain0afc “Bet they never thought I would score and collect payment”
@maverick_114 “Sook on that Willy Hill”
@mcgrillen “Money back special if my cock falls out”
@misterross “You were wrong people, I could be a bigger twat after all”
@misterross “I did it, I did it, I did a goal…can’t believe it, oh I’m showing my pants now, not used to celebrating.”
@misterross “So glad I didn’t take up the offer from William Hill as people would think, thats a formal pet name for a dong.”
@SonsieFace “Cheaper if I had said a racist comment instead!”
@OldFirmFacts1 “Nae class, Nicklas”
@ThisisMannah “Garry O’Connor’s new diet is going well”
@G_Gilmour7 “What’s The Difference Between Nicolas Bendtner And His Hair? His Hair Has Highlights!”
@PaddyKelly1967 “I’m danish..I dont know what Paddy Power is but I found these passing through Poznan”
@bigmarkdavies “If you think the Irish were pissed off when Thierry used his hand, let me show you what I’d have used”
@GregorPaton69 “Well if I was sponsored by Bawbags people would just think my mum puts my name on my pants.”
@scotbot “I came to win #Euro2012 and all I got was these lousy briefs. How pants is that?”
@PaisleySteelman “This is what the ladies call the coupon buster!”
@Duthmeister “If my shorts drop any further you’ll see my vuvuzela!”
@colg82 “Surely this will help push through the transfer to shamrock rovers?”
@GoAlexander “And to think UEFA only fined Terry €75.20 for his White Power ‘uns”
and the winner is…?
@CelticrChamps “I wore these for a bet”
(We don’t endorse that Twitter name, obviously. Other than as a pretty good bet for next season.)
Congratulations to @CelticrChamps and thank you to everyone who entered!
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