It’s time for transfers and where better to start than the Rangers rejects being shipped out to make way for the biggest rebuilding effort since that time Ally McCoist didn’t bother?
Famed SFA Charge magnet, bad sport and wanderer of Lee Erwin’s nightmares Bilel Mohsni heads the list. After failing to get a red card in normal time during Rangers’ play off final defeat to Motherwell he took the unusual step of volleying Erwin before sucker punching him in the face. He has been told to find a contract elsewhere. WWE are said to be interested in the Tunisian fury merchant.
Joining him on the short slide down the Ibrox Free Transfer Flume™ will be Kris Boyd, Steven Smith and Ian Black.
In good news for the Bears, rumours abound that Haris Vuckic will be looking to continue his promising career of lying on the ground with his arms outstretched at Ibrox after being released from Newcastle United.
Across the city, Celtic have written a big cheque to sign Manchester City defender and occasional disaster zone Dedryck Boyata. The Belgian defender was touted as being the next big thing in English football a few years ago before they realised that they’d actually meant Man City’s other young Belgian centre back, Jason Denayer, who won’t be returning to Parkhead for next season. Nae luck.
On the red side of Manchester, after being thoroughly impressed with his performances in Bayern Munich’s processional march to the Bundesliga title, Louis van Gaal is looking to SWOOP for a 31-year-old Brazilian: veteran of ‘that 7-1 pummeling’, Dante.
Chelsea are keen to continue their transfer policy of being the buy-to-let landlords of football by taking defender Toby Alderweireld from under the noses of Southampton. Chances are he’ll be on loan at St Mary’s by January and finally complete a full time transfer there next summer.
Unsatisfied with their bomb scare of a ‘keeper (who has kept the joint highest number of clean sheets this season), Liverpool are looking to bring in Cardiff’s David Marshall. They need a proven shot-stopper after finally admitting that defending just “isn’t for them”.
And finally, Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino insists that their renowned goalkeeper Hugo Lloris is happy at the club, happy to play Europa League football, happy to be one of the best goalkeepers in the world at a perennially under-achieving club, happy, happy, happy. He told one paper:
“La la la la la! I can’t hear you!”
Reports that he had his fingers in his ears are unconfirmed.
yesterday Haris Vuckic was booked for diving but he didn’t dive he was caught late and the commentators even played it back in slow motion and they even said he was fouled…that ref yesterday hates rangers with a passion he gave us nothing also the guy that hit lee mcCulloch got away with it motherwell fans trying to goad rangers fans to fight and also the flare on the pitch and as Bilel Mohsni sure he was wrong doing what he did but what would any red bloodied male do after being pushed for six from behind
typical rangers do wrong and its all over the place any other team does wrong and its all hushed up
well heres hoping 2 or 3 so called premiership teams go bust without the gers to bail them out …….onwards and upwards
True blue, you’re off your medication again aren’t you?
Diddy.