Transfer rumours are like that 24-hour bug that goes round your work. It gets everybody while people stand by the water cooler saying things like “Everybody seems to be coming down with it” while ejecting sputum onto the plastic cups.
The Week In Transfer Nonsense: Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
There’s been a lot of waving this weekend. David De Gea and Radamel Falcao waved goodbye to Old Trafford and Manchester United, Steven Lawless waved goodbye to his self-respect and the entire world came together to mourn the passing (into