Iain Maciver Todd can exclusively reveal why Rangers’ CVA was rejected

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It’s looking increasingly likely that the Rangers CVA will be rejected and replaced with an HMRC F.U. In that case I can exclusively reveal the reason why. HMRC are suspicious that Charles Green may be another Craig Whyte slye chancer as his CVA offer looks suspiciously like one the club has seen before….

Dear Rangers Board Duff and Phelps,

I ,craig whyte Charles Green, wish to purchase Glasgow Rangers Glasgow Rangers (In administration) for the price of £1 £2. Proof of funding comes from David Grier my “mystery” consortium.

Doubters HMRC wonder about my history. I am a successful Monaco Yorkshire based businessman who made my money name by building up breaking down companies Shefield United. I’ve supported the “teddy bears”  “mighty Gers” since I was a young boy informed of their predicament.

I give my full support to Walter Smith Ally McCoist and plan to make 20 million 30 million pounds available to the club. He will get funds to buy star players Rino Gattuso. I ask all fans to back the team buy season tickets.

I will not rename the stadium, not sell the club’s star players and not sell the training ground to fund the club. This club must live with in its means a loan to my company.

I urge you to accept my offer cva. I promise not to bring the club into disrepute like the previous owner David Murray Craig Whyte

Yours Sincerely

Craig Whyte Charles Green
May 2011 2012

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About the Author
Iain “Toddinho” Todd mistakenly believes he could have been a professional footballer if only the ‘The Claude Makelele role’ had been invented in the 1980’s. Unfortunately his ability to be neither a defender or a midfielder meant he could often be found on the bench. His greatest achievement was a match winning hat trick which the local paper reported as been scored by his twin brother and his brother wasn’t even playing that day. He recently celebrated 25 years of playing 5 aside footy and has nothing to show for it other than a dodgy hip.

Iain Todd graduated from Charlie Ross’s comedy class and has subsequently shown why Charlie should fail some students. He does open spots as one half of “The Brothers Todd” – the third best comedy twin act in the world! Only three comedy twin acts are in the world so they are also the world’s worst. They make Jedward look talented.

He stalks celebrities at @iainmacivertodd

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