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Jukebox Durie is our weekly review of the best (and the worst) Scottish football songs.
Ed Sheeran is ginger. Florence (but not her machine) is ginger. Mick Hucknall is ginger.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I put it to you that all red haired singers should be shot [Andy’s view. At Scottish Comedy FC, we don’t favour shooting people. I’d go so far as to say we’re pretty much against it. Ed.] They’re either bellowing like an incontinent elephant (Florence), serenading hookers (Ed), or bellowing like an incontinent elephant while serenading hookers (Mick, allegedly). The ginger singer is an abomination. And if you don’t believe me, I give you Geri Halliwell.
Accordingly, although Aberdeen may have won the European Cup Winner’s Cup and the European Super Cup in 1983 they had the misfortune to release a cup final song with not just one rusty warbler – but two: Gordon Strachan and Alex McLeish.
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About the Author
After too many years as season ticket holder at Parkhead, Andy Todd renounced the SPL three years ago to support Queens Park. One team is a rank bunch of amateurs who play in a state of the art stadium and the other is…(I think we can all see where this is going).
Andy has been performing comedy for 18 months but is currently ‘between gigs’ while he writes a book on Scottish property law to be published in Summer 2012. Its potential audience will be less than 300 but his mum will be very proud.
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