The time is almost upon us where football fans across the nation burn this season’s official replica kit in a cleansing fire.
For those who have had an exciting and successful season, the fire is a way of offering sacrifice to the gods of football who may next season bless you with a run in the Europa League. For the rest of us, the fire is a way of sending toxic plumes of smoke up to the football gods as a curse.
That means you’ll be on the lookout for new ‘kit’, ‘clobber’ and ‘stuff’ to satiate your lust for sporting goods. Luckily, Scottish Comedy FC are going to bring you the top (not necessarily nicest) kits launched and leaked every week until the start of next season! Aren’t you lucky?
New kits are a bit thin on the ground this week, so here’s some leaked images and one of the weirdest things we’ve ever seen.
5. Real Madrid
This third kit has all the charm and excitement of an episode of Midsomer Murders but is a marked improvement over that weird dragon design they used last year.
4. Manchester United
The Manchester United home shirt has also leaked and fans of vaguely retro looking kit will probably be right up for it. This marks the first shirt Adidas has made for the Red Devils since 1992 and while it’s got a hint of the template about it, this shirt (if it’s the actual one) could go down well with fans.
3. Manchester United
Told you things were a bit thin on the ground this week. The new Manchester United third kit has leaked and for football fans who grew up in the 90s, it’s a bit of a looker. United fans probably won’t be too keen on the monochrome badge, but all round this kit looks pretty spiffy.
(Both Man Utd kits found on Who Ate All The Pies)
2. Oldham Athletic
Oldham’s Sondico designed kit falls into the spiked trap that many clubs traditionally noted for red and blue do. They only barely go together. Their designer, no doubt hired for their sterling work on their Master League club in Pro Evolution 4, didn’t get the memo and the club have been left with some real stinkers for the 2015/16 season.
1. Rapid Wien
What the bloody hell is going on here then?
